The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Help, my wife is missing!!! Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over 170 centermeters tall.Sergeant: Weight?Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.Sergeant: Color of eyes?Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never ... read more
Why did the half blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
After dinner, my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it!
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, "You have to help me, I think I'm shrinking." "Now settle down," the doctor calmly told him. "You'll just have to learn to be a little patient."
Why can you never hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That's the punch line.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!