The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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Everyday biology pun What do you get when you mix picture day with writing a biology essay?photos-and-thesis
Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally.... So I was like na, more like pirate and booty.
My daughter was having problems with her G string and didn’t want her daddy’s help sorting it out. Good thing I’m learning violin too and could help.
My favourite element in the periodic table is ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQSTUVWXYZ Or, as it's also known, R gone
Who's the fruitiest character in Star Wars? The Mangolorian.(Made up for an eight year old)
Thinking about taking a vacation in Australia. I hear it's pretty lit.
A man shuffles onto a crowded hotel elevator. Since he couldn't press the floor button, he stated, "Ballroom please". The lady next to him shuffles a little bit and replies "Sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you."
Match.com is for relationships, Tinder is for hookups, ChristianMingle... ...is for anal.
We all know why six is afraid of seven, but the real question is, what did zero say to eight? Hey, nice belt!
I told my actor friend to break a leg... .....but, I'm not worried, he'll have a supporting cast.
I noticed a man passed out drunk so I stopped to check he was breathing I can confirm he was breathing. I also checked his pockets and I can confirm he now has no money.
At the beginning of this year I made a New Year's resolution to lose 10 pounds.... ...Only 15 pounds to go!
What should you do when you want to employ a dishonest man with wings to purchase threads of metal that transfer electricity across dangerous swamps? Hire liar flyer Sire Dire Mire Wire Buyer!(I thought of this several years ago. My girlfriend doesn't like it, possibly because I am overly proud of it. Hoping some of you get some enjoyment out if it though!)
Robert Kraft doesn't always have a use for massage parlors. But sometimes they come in handy.
My uncle and I used to play Cave Explorer I kept telling him that there is no playable character in Cave Explorer but he always insisted that there is the explorer and the explored.