The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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Why can't Peter Pan be grounded? You: Because he Neverlands.Me: No. It's because he's a fucking orphan.
Scientists planned to verify if Schroedingers thought experiment prevails on Mars but sadly Curiosity killed the cat, rendering the experiment futile.
I walked into the pet shop this morning and said to the cashier, "I bought two hamsters from you yesterday, but when I woke up this morning, they were both dead!" She frowned and replied, "I warned you about the hot weather. Did you give them plenty of water like I suggested?" "Yes, I filled their tank right to the top."
An 8 year old Jesus of Nazareth walks into his house... Leaving the door open, tracking mud across the floor Mary just cleaned, throwing his clothes on the floor instead of in the basket... And Mary yells "Jesus!!! What do you think your doing?? You act like you were born in a....oh yeah, never mind"
Waitress: Do you have any questions about the menu? Me: What font is this?
Me: Hey boss, can I get a few weeks of vacation time during Christmas? Boss: It’s May.Me: Fine. May I get a few weeks of vacation time during Christmas?
What do cats call their human form? Their purr-sona.
Did you hear about the guy whose New Year’s resolution was to flip over an electric car while test-driving it? He was turning over a new LEAF.
What do you call King Henry VIII when he’s in the air? An altitudor
I think Germany was the best prepared country for Covid-19. They already have a tradition of greeting each other at a distance.
me: onion rings and a bottle of wine for the table **waiter:** white or red?**me, trying to impress my date:** whichever onion the chef prefers
You know what disease is really hard to beat? Erectile dysfunction. (This better be OC, I just thought of it as my pharmacist denied my viagra prescription)
What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs? Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
To whoever scribbled over one letter of my James Joyce book cover, I will get revenge. Ulysse
What second language is most commonly spoken by male tea drinkers? Hebrew.