The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
What kind of music scares balloons? Pop music.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.