The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
What do you call a sea cow in Seattle? A sea-cattle.I'm so sorry for the cringe...
Policeman stops a guy running with scissors \- "Hey, where are you running with those scissors?" asks policeman.\- "To hospital. They just called and told me my mother in-law life is hanging by a thread"
How do pigs communicate? Swine language
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day Teach a man to fish and he'll colonize your land.
As i see a homeless man asking for some money and i wonder, should i really let money get wasted on drugs?... Nah i better give them to this homeless guy
I suffered a broken collar bone, concussion and some minor bruising when I fell asleep at the wheel. Got kicked out of pottery class too.
During interviews he seems like such a nice guy, but the actor who plays Wolverine is a real phoney It’s a huge act, man..
A ciclist who just started a farming business needs to harvest his crops, what does he do? He buys sickles
Me: I can see into the future Therapist: When did this start?Me: Next Monday.
My dad said he'd delete my computer games if I didn't finish mowing the lawn. I did the first half pretty quickly... but now I'm losing Steam.
What’s a camels favourite meal? Desert.
Soaking a twig in coke is nice, but soaking a twig in fanta... Fanta stick.