The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said 'parking fine.'
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.'
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.'
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.'
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!