The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
What do folks in Kentucky do when their car breaks down? Build a house next to it.
A man walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep. His wife looks horrified... "See? See what I have to bang when you're not in the mood?" The sheep says "Myyyyyyyy god. You weren't lying..."
They always told me to put 5 colors on my plate to stay healthy. So how did I get diabetes on my M&M only diet?
I hate being locked inside a microwave It really makes my blood boil
I had a health form for my doctor to fill out today. He reached into his pocket and pulled out an old mercury thermometer. “Shit,” he said. “Some asshole has my pen!”
Angela Merkel arrives at the Passport Control at the Charles de Gaulle airport, Paris. "Nationality ? " asks the immigration officer. "German," she replies. "Occupation?" "No, just here for a few days."
An electrician tells the engineer, “I wired everything exactly according to the drawing and I flip the switch and there’s no current.” “Yes, I see the problem,” The engineer responds. “We just can’t draw any current.”
A customer walks into a bank... ...and tells the cashier: "Good morning. I've come to pay the final installment on the loan used to buy a baby stroller"Cashier: "That's wonderful. And how is the baby doing?"Customer: "I'm doing alright, thank you."
Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas? Because they weren't getting a square meal.
What do you call a cat on the beach? Sandy Claws. Happy holidays everyone.
Donald trump said he cares more about the health and safety of the American public than he does about money. Well *I* laughed when he said it.
A guy asks his grandmother... "Granny, have you seen my pills, they're marked LSD". Granny replies, "Fuck the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'