The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋

Exclamations can really change a sentence. For example:I like eating pizza.I like eating exclamations.

Laughing on the internet is not allowed It’s against the lol

I met a girl who told me that she is an autism specialist. Turns out she works at Gamestop.

I shot a bullet into the air and it hit my hand. On one hand I’m really happy that it didn’t hit my head and kill me, but on the other hand I have a big gaping hole now.

So I went to the sperm bank the other day with a full condom... The doctor said ,"get a load of this guy".

I was once in a diner and a man was choking. The waitress called out “Help, does anyone know CPR?!” “Yes!” I cried. “They’re three letters in the alphabet!” Everyone laughed Well, except for one guy, I guess he didn’t get the joke.

I told my friend that he really shouldn't be using a straw and he replied, "Yeah, I know, I know, it's bad for the environment." I said, "Sure, there's that..." "But it's just a really weird way of eating spaghetti."

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake.

Little Ahmed is doing his biology homework. He comes upon a question: "What separates the head from the body?"Ahmed answers: "The axe"

What's the best date to take a pansexual on? Take them out for a wok.

"push push...harder.. you can do it.. little more!!" I was yelling at my pregnant wife.. But despite her best efforts,the car didn't start.

Did you hear about the female rapper who only battled during her period? They say she has a mean flow.

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I love being a butcher. It makes it easy to meat people.

Why aren't MS Word files allowed here? Rule 4: No docx-ing