The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked “Bohemian Rhapsody.”
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
Where do burgers go dancing? At the meatball.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
What’s the North Korean leader’s favorite periodic element? Un un quadium. Then, uranium
My buddy was dating twins... I asked him how he could tell them apart, and he replied, "That's easy. Barbara has really big tits and Bob has a mustache."
What do you call cheese that isn't yours Nacho cheese.
I wrote down what I thought about mongolian poetry It has its prose and its Khans