The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
How do you get into a locked cemetery? With a skeleton key
What did the head say to the brush? Comb over hair. My thanks to my niece who made this up. She is seven. Pretty good imo.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
I think I thought of a great joke about yoga But you might need to help me with the punchline, it's a bit of a stretch.
The Energizer bunny went to jail. He was charged with battery.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
Did you hear about the nurse who was chewed out by the doctor because she was absent without gauze?
If an English teacher is convicted of a crime and doesn't complete the sentence, is that a fragment?
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast. '
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?' 'Nothing, it's on the house.'
What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!'
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? “Hand eeeeeyeeeee……'
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.