The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why don't rabbits make noise when they're having sex? Cotton balls.
Ruth wasn't invited to the party. The people at the party were ruthless.
Husband: How do you turn Alexa off? Wife: Walk around naked.
Three old friends, Joe, Bob, and Vick are sitting on a park bench. Joe says, "Windy ain't it?"Bob says, "Nah, it's Thursday."Vick says, "Yeah I'm thirsty. Let's go get a beer."
It's my cake day or something, Here's a dad joke 🙂 A blind man walks into a bar, And then a table, And then a chair.
-40° outside sounds brutally cold, Fahrenheit or Celsius. My friend Kelvin just rolled his eyes.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, do you know how to drive this thing?
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
How do you make the number one disappear? You add “g' and it’s GONE
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
Joke by my 6 year old niece 6: Why did the chicken cross the road?Me:I don't know why?6: He didnt, he got hit by a truck!Still gets me 13 years later.
The thought process of a wounded animal and a second grader on picture day is pretty similar, Show your teeth and maybe they’ll go away
How do you make an egg roll? Just give it a little push.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.