The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.''
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.'
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? Something catchy.
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
What happen at after you go to Jack in the box, Dairy Queen and Burger King? You take a royal flush.
A mushroom walks into a bar and sidles up to a stool. Bartender: “You’ll need to leave. We don’t serve your kind here.”Mushroom: “Why not? I’m a . . . fun-gi.”