The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
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Just finished cleaning my grill. It was grate.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
Why did the Hispanic man keep purchasing trains? I'm not quite sure myself honestly but he has to have some sort of locomotive.
An Indian family went into self quarantine after eating lunch at their English friend’s house as they couldn’t taste anything.
How does Bernie Sanders stay so slim? Inter-mitten fasting.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
What is heavy forward but not backward? A ton.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
One of my best teachers in high school was a turtle. I remember everything he tortoise.
How does the rancher keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator.