The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
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Apple just announced their next groundbreaking product The iShovel
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, “I love you.” “Is that you or the beer talking?” she asked. I answered, “It’s me… talking to my beer.”
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
2019 is the first calendar year... Where the 24th was the end of May.
True story. Chicago-area preschool teacher teaching remotely today because of the storms. Her dogs started barking like crazy, interrupting the Zoom. She looked out her window and told/apologized to the class that the shovelers were there. 4 year old classmate replies, “Wow, your shovelers sound like dogs!”Been laughing at that one all day.
It's traditional to have have a salad on your wedding night. Lettuce be seen without dressing.
What did the greengrocer say when he sold his last onion? "Thats shallot!"
What did the pickle say to the lemon? I relish our time togetherI'll see myself out
If you tilt a Q-tip on it's side, It's no longer a Q-tip.It's askew-tip.>!Funniest joke I've ever come up with!<
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
What did the ocean say to the beach?' 'Nothing, it just waved.'
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.