The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
Get your daily dose of laughter with our Daily Dad Joke of the Day! Each day, we bring you a fresh, funny dad joke that’s guaranteed to make you smile. From clever puns to classic one-liners, our Daily Dad Joke of the Day will brighten your morning and keep the groans coming all day long. Check back every day for a new joke that will keep you laughing!
What's Snoop Doggs favorite part of grilling? The sizzle.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
What do you call spaghetti in disguise? An impasta.
What’s a judge preferred breakfast? Oathmeal
Did you know you can't breath when you smile? Just kidding. Just wanted to make you guys smile 🙂
How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Ten. But number four will shock you.
The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
My uncle is such a great businessman that he made $6 million in profits this year He works in a non-profit organization
What is this movie about? It is about hours long.
3" , 6", & 9" are which Shakespeare plays? Much Ado About Nothing... As You Like It ...& Taming of the Shrew.
What do you call a dragon with no silver? a dron. dr**ag**on (science joke)