The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
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I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
What rests on the ground between my feet and is covered in ants? My ice cream cone. =(*Inspired by actual events.
What does a bee use to brush its hair?' 'A honeycomb!'
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Chuck Norris mines crypto currency by hand.
A communist joke isn't funny... unless everyone gets it.
What do you call a group of butchers? A meating.
When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
How long does it take to make butter? An echurnity! -Submitted to Reddit Dad Jokes
What was Sherlock Holmes' favorite protein source? Mystery meat.
When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
Finally my winter fat has gone… Now, I have spring rolls.
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)