The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
Get your daily dose of laughter with our Daily Dad Joke of the Day! Each day, we bring you a fresh, funny dad joke that’s guaranteed to make you smile. From clever puns to classic one-liners, our Daily Dad Joke of the Day will brighten your morning and keep the groans coming all day long. Check back every day for a new joke that will keep you laughing!
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
An Internet Explorer user was recently mugged by a snail, a turtle, and a sloth. When reporters asked him if he could describe the muggers, he responded, "Not very well. It all happened so fast."
Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.
TIL After Nigeria was unable to win any medals in this year's Olympics, the Nigerian Sports Minister personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.
New digital LOTR trading card JPEGs for sale!!! Non Fungible Tolkien’s
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.
I'm going to start a foundation dedicated to helping people with obsessive behaviour. And call it Obsessive Disorders Control.
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.