The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
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I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
The creator of winrar is arrested His trial is expected to last forever
My wife got mad at me because I didn’t appreciate the new marble kitchen countertops she had installed. I’ll admit, I took them for granite.
What is a calendar’s favorite food? Dates.
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
This is the anniversary of my great great great grandfather inventing camouflage. Not that anyone noticed.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
At one of his rallies Trump had the crowd chanting 12 more years! Personally I'm hoping for 12 to 20 with time off for good behavior.
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
To the person who stole my antidepressants... I hope you are happy now!
How do you know coronavirus is an historic event? Forrest Gump is involved. .
A small boy swallows some coins and is taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephones to ask how he is, the nurse tells her, “No change yet.”