The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
Get your daily dose of laughter with our Daily Dad Joke of the Day! Each day, we bring you a fresh, funny dad joke that’s guaranteed to make you smile. From clever puns to classic one-liners, our Daily Dad Joke of the Day will brighten your morning and keep the groans coming all day long. Check back every day for a new joke that will keep you laughing!
From my kids: What do you call a pre meal snack for dogs? Appawtizer
What do you call it when a wizard hits you with a frying pan Cast iron
My personal trainer said she wanted me to do a push workout. I've since been arrested for trying to pull her jogging bottoms down.
What's the most logical building in the USA? The US Mint.. it makes a lot of cents.
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for... Couldn't get a straight answer!
When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.
How does a duck buy lipstick? She just puts it on her bill.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
There are 2 astronauts in space. The first says "I can't find any milk for my coffee"The second says "in space, no-one can. Here, use cream"(Saying it aloud helps)#Tip your waitresses!