The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
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*Walks in on my dad inserting a bullet up his ass* My dad: ''Don't worry, I'm just fucking around''
I don't always joke about stillborn Greek gods... ...but when I do, it's all about dead Pan delivery.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?' 'Traffic jam.'
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? Something catchy.
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
I was discussing my final wishes with my adult children when I said "Regarding disposition of my ashes ... I have no burning desires about what you do with them"(This actually happened tonight IRL, and it was not a Dad Joke, just an inadvertent pun)
I found out my wife was having an affair with the butcher. I walked into his shop and said to him, "Who told you you could sleep with my wife?" He said, "Everybody."Rodney Dangerfield
I believe that it is time for all the world's countries to come together and create one universal currency I mean it's just common cents