The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
Get your daily dose of laughter with our Daily Dad Joke of the Day! Each day, we bring you a fresh, funny dad joke that’s guaranteed to make you smile. From clever puns to classic one-liners, our Daily Dad Joke of the Day will brighten your morning and keep the groans coming all day long. Check back every day for a new joke that will keep you laughing!
Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his teeth crowned.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
I see Google Calendar is down I thought I'd never see the day
Wanda lost sight of her life after the events of Infinity War Thankfully, she fully recovered her vision.
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs.
What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
Why were the utensils stuck together? They were spooning.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.