The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋

Someone called me lazy today I almost replied...

A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. 'You can't cut me down,' the tree complains. 'I’m a talking tree!' The man responds, 'You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.'

I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.

Two options for keeping a budget that always has money. Add a zero or move the decimal point.

There's a beautiful irony in the fact the history channel is showing less and less history...As if the history Is in the past.

I have been playing this interesting game with my niece recently. And you just lost it too.

r/Jokes founder nominated for the Nobel peace prize Because they’ve created world’s most dedicated recycling community.

What sound does a witch's motorcycle make? BROOM, BROOOOOM!

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

Two Mountain Dews are sitting on a counter. One Mountain Dew is almost empty and the other is fresh out the ice box The fresh Mountain Dew looks to the old Mountain Dew and notices he looks upset. He asks “What’s wrong?” The other drink responds “I can’t dew this anymore.”

Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.

Q: How does the man in the moon get his hair cut? A: Eclipse it

In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.

This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”