The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
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A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine? You only get one shot.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank...... Give a man a bank and he'll rob everyone.
I used to do a lot of tap dancing but I kept falling in the sink
Humanity has colonized Venus and Mars. Venus is a pressure-cooker hellscape with an acidic atmosphere, and Mars has almost no atmosphere at all. In comparison, bad weather on Earth... is such a first world problem.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What's he going to change next-his hair? His clothes? His face?
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
Yesterday, my friend and I got into an argument over which vowel was the best I won.
Three logicians walk into a bar The bartender asks, "Do you all want a drink"?The first one says, "I don't know."The second one says, "I don't know."And the third one says, "Yes."
What material should you avoid using because it will make clothing too light? fiber optics