The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
Get your daily dose of laughter with our Daily Dad Joke of the Day! Each day, we bring you a fresh, funny dad joke that’s guaranteed to make you smile. From clever puns to classic one-liners, our Daily Dad Joke of the Day will brighten your morning and keep the groans coming all day long. Check back every day for a new joke that will keep you laughing!
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Their days are numbered
My friend developed a video streaming app that rejects every choice you make, and plays random Russian videos instead He calls it *Nyetflix*
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!
Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae school.
I was struggling to pick up a bottle of water in Morrisons the other day, so I turned to the woman working there and said "Why is this bottle so difficult to lift?" She responded "That's because it's an Evian"Edit 1: Thanks for the awards kind stranger!!!!!Edit 2: I've never got this many awards! I wish I could give you all one back!!!
There's a country in Asia that has a new use for dogs... Pets!
Two snails are sitting on the back of a turtle and one snail turns to the other and says "Hold on, friend. Here we go!"
Do mascara and lipstick ever argue? Sure, but then they makeup.
How do moths swim? Using the butterfly stroke.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
How do moths swim? Using the butterfly stroke.
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.