The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
Get your daily dose of laughter with our Daily Dad Joke of the Day! Each day, we bring you a fresh, funny dad joke that’s guaranteed to make you smile. From clever puns to classic one-liners, our Daily Dad Joke of the Day will brighten your morning and keep the groans coming all day long. Check back every day for a new joke that will keep you laughing!
Ninety-Nine had been trying to defeat Hundred, but failed each time. Finally, he pushed the limit for one last time. And on his cake day... Ninety-Nine defeated Hundred-And-One.
My friend just became an American citizen, but he was forced to give up his Chinese citizenship. It’s been a real disorienting experience for him.
After Trump changes course of hurricane with a sharpie House approves budget of 12 crayons for border wall
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.