The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
Get your daily dose of laughter with our Daily Dad Joke of the Day! Each day, we bring you a fresh, funny dad joke that’s guaranteed to make you smile. From clever puns to classic one-liners, our Daily Dad Joke of the Day will brighten your morning and keep the groans coming all day long. Check back every day for a new joke that will keep you laughing!
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I’m going on ahead.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
Where do ghosts deposit their mail? The Ghost Office!
Why aren't MS Word files allowed here? Rule 4: No docx-ing
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
I fear for the calendar. It's days are numbered.
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
Q: What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? A: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
I can't find my Gone in 60 seconds' DVD. It was here a minute ago.