The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
Get your daily dose of laughter with our Daily Dad Joke of the Day! Each day, we bring you a fresh, funny dad joke that’s guaranteed to make you smile. From clever puns to classic one-liners, our Daily Dad Joke of the Day will brighten your morning and keep the groans coming all day long. Check back every day for a new joke that will keep you laughing!
Mom, how do you eat light bulbs? \- What? light bulbs? No honey, light bulbs can't be eaten. Where did you hear that?\- Last night I heard my dad tell you "*Turn off the lights 'cause you're gonna eat it all*".
What do you call a mentally handicapped bakery? We tart it.
“What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years? The letter M.”
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.
Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.'
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world.
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.