The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
Get your daily dose of laughter with our Daily Dad Joke of the Day! Each day, we bring you a fresh, funny dad joke that’s guaranteed to make you smile. From clever puns to classic one-liners, our Daily Dad Joke of the Day will brighten your morning and keep the groans coming all day long. Check back every day for a new joke that will keep you laughing!
The bravest men and women in the world are military commandos. Think about it: all that running, getting shot at, dangerous missions deep into enemy territory... and all while not wearing any underpants!
Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Orange. Come right in, Mr. Trump.
I had a teacher in high school, Ms Turtle. She tortoise well.
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
A comic with the measles did a set at an anti-vaxxers conference. Needless to say he killed.
How am I similar to the Earth ? We both rotate around our own ex(s)
My 10 y.o. son cracked this joke on the driving range today. I sliced the hell out of the ball. My son watched it land, turned to me and said, "that ball was like Star Trek Voyager ... way off course."
Men in black. After years of serving MIB, agent K, 69, found himself too old to deal with an alien drug lord. He decided to seek help from his younger self. Why did he travel to sixty years ago? K, 9.
My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We'll see about that...
What's the best smelling insect?' 'A deodor-ant.'
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
Why do people in the Middle-East tend to be homophobic? They have had bad experiences with mandates.