The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
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What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
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Millennials deal with their problems like a dog who's new bed was stolen by the cat. We avoid them and just sleep on the floor until they leave.
LPT: After a bad break up, do 10 things that your ex would never do with you. You'll feel better and realize how much of yourself was being held back. She would never do a threesome with me. Is it possible now
A boy asks his father, "Can I have a bookmark?". His dad starts crying, "After 10 years you still don't know im called Brian!".
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
I got really sick at the gate to my plane and a nearby doctor had to come over and check me out He gave me a terminal diagnosis.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
How do you get a good price on a sled?' 'You have toboggan.'
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.'
What did the llama say to his date? “Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.”
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
I just got my diploma from my Skydiving class. I had to repeatedly drop out to graduate.