The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whisky He gulps them down quickly. Bartender asks "What's the occasion?"Guy replies "First blowjob"Bartender "Wow, can I buy you another?"Guy retorts "No, if 3 don't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will"
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
Why don't couples do reverse cow girl in Alabama? You don't turn your back on family
If gays come out of the closet, where do straights come out of? Compton
A naked woman robbed a bank Nobody could remember her face
As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter. I slid my finger back out, and within seconds, she was going down on me.I thought to myself, "I really need a new fucking boat."
Warning to all men about eBay. Be careful what you buy on eBay.If you buy stuff on line, be sure tocheck out the seller carefully.I just spent £95 + postage,on a penis enlarger.Bastards sent me a magnifying glass.The only instructions said, "Do not use in sunlight."
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
My wife thinks her ability to tie a cherry stem into a knot with her tongue is cool but as a man with a cherry-stem-sized penis I'm horrified.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, 'I’m getting a divorce,' she was the first one to like it.
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
I walked in on my grandmother masturbating with a cucumber the other day And I was like "Damn, i was going to eat that but now it's going to taste like cucumber."
A man enters into his bedroom with a goat in his hands. His wife is reading a book when the man suddenly says: 'See, this is the cow I am having sex with when you have a headache.' Wife puts the book down and says:' Are you stupid? That is a goat, not a cow.''I've been talking to the goat'
A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax After a while, a beggar came up to her and said, "Hello luv, how's about us going for a walk together?""How dare you", retorted the woman, "I'm not some cheap pickup!""Well then", said the tramp, "get the fuck out of my bed".