The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
What is yellow and climbs trees? A banana stuck in Tarzan's arse
Let's play strip poker. You can strip, and I'll poke you.
Most women would love to wake up on their birthday to the smell of fresh coffee, a nice breakfast, flowers and oral But not my Sister.
What's 60 feet long and stinks of piss? A conga in an old people's home
The police raided my house and found dynamite, wire and a detonator with a plunger Eyes welling with tears, I begged, “PLEASE don’t press charges!”
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
[NsFw] What was Lorena Bobbitt's favorite form of mischief? Ding dong ditch.
A team of thugs broke in to the Pfizer plant and stole all the viagra Police say to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.
A Mexican electrician accidentally touched a live wire. He suffered a Corona discharge.
I never knew my wife could have so much fun with a cucumber, a banana and a coke bottle Until I saw how happy she was making my lunch today.
My personal trainer said she wanted me to do a push workout. I've since been arrested for trying to pull her jogging bottoms down.
I just had a near-sex experience. My wife flashed before my eyes.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!