The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
How do you stop a fight between 2 blind people? You scream: “I bet 10 dollars on the guy with the knife!”
As Epstein swayed back and forth, coming to grips with the inevitable, he reached out to give the guard one final high five... But he just left him hanging.
A bra, car battery and some jumper cables walk into a bar.. The car battery and jumper cables go find a seat while the bra asks the bartender for 3 beers. The bartender replies, "I'm not serving you! You're obviously off your tits and your two mates look like they're about to start something."
What do a $100 grill and a $100 girl have in common? They will both ruin your meat.
What do you call a sexually confused chimp Bi-curious george
Drunken Uncle joke: Why don't blondes use vibrators? It has a tendency to chip their theeth.
Why does Santa have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year
My mate and I robbed a bank. The cops chasing us were under the illusion that we were dressed as animals. Every few seconds they kept shouting "Furries!"
What do you call cross dressers with breast implants? Booby traps.
NSFW 2 Thai ladies asked me if I wanted to sleep with them! 2 Thai ladies asked me if I wanted to sleep with them. They said it would be like winning the Lottery! To my horror, they were right... we had 6 matching balls.
Did you hear about the sexually active squirrel on cocaine? He was fucking nuts
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
What do you get when you cross a spider and a squirrel? A bug that will climb your leg and eat your nuts
Wife: All I’m saying is that vaccines are more dangerous then the diseases they prevent! Husband: did you know that the skin your lips are made of is the same as your asshole?Wife: What does that have to do with anything?!Husband: Well, it explains why everything that comes out of your mouth is complete shit.
why do bank robbers make hostages kneel down? cause it's a fell-on-knee