The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
Dr: "I have some good news and some bad news Spiderman. The good news is that the constant tingling sensation isn't your Spidey sense warning you of some huge, impending calamity!" "What's the bad news Doc?""Well son, what do you know about genital herpes?"
When I die, I want to be cremated. It's my last chance to have a smokin' hot body.
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
What do you get when you mix a turtle and female genitalia? A clitortise
Are you the Center Of Disease Control? Cuz theres nothing flat about your curves.(seriously we have a real problem this virus is getting worse)
What do you call an ISIS member who owns 6 goats? A pimp
I hate when people talk about their kids age in weeks and months. "Jessica said her first word at 36 weeks!"You mean 9 months."Ken is 24 months!" Deborah, he's 2."My baby is -26 weeks old!"No, Karen, you miscarried.
Why can't the man ghost have babies? Because he has a Hallo-weenie (Maybe leave this one until the kids aren't around!)
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
A condom and a mask are sitting together on a park bench. A condom and a mask are sitting together on a park bench. The condom looks at the mask, and says “they won’t wear you either, huh?”
Language barriers go brrr I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
50 Shades of Little Johnny Johnny's Mum was cleaning under his bed when she found a stash of BDSM magazines.A bit concerned she asks Johnny's Dad what he thinks she should do.Johnny's Dad responds "whatever else you do, don't spank him"