The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
What do you call an illegal immigrant living in Sweden? An artificial Swedener
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice a cranberry juice and some lemonade with a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a punch..
Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve? There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...
My Grandmother found and flushed my weed so, I hid her weelchair...... Now neither of us are rolling
Robert Kraft doesn't always have a use for massage parlors. But sometimes they come in handy.
What does a cyclone, flood, fire and a woman have in common? Sooner or later one of em will get your house....
Congress announced today they would be removing all crime lab budgets from the state of Alabama Because crimes can’t be solved there since everyone has the same DNA and there are no dental records.
In an interview yesterday, Texas Governor Rick Perry stood by his recent comments in which he compared homosexuality to alcoholism. Perry further explained the similarities between the two by saying, “They are both things I experimented with while in college and both resulted in my liver taking a pounding.”
It's dark, gloomy with a slight bit of fog. The little girl grips the man's hand tightly as an owls hoot echoed through the rustling trees... "I'm scared" said the little girl."You're scared?!" Said the man. "At least you don't have to walk back alone!"
How much do you charge? (NSFW) A man goes to a lawyer's office and asks him, how much do you charge?The lawyer responds: I charge £1,000 to answer three questions.Bloody hell – That’s a bit expensive isn’t it?Yes. What’s your third question?
My uncle used to circumcise elephants. The pay was terrible, but... The tips were massive.
Why doesn't santa have any children? Cos he only comes once a year and that's down the chimney
What do you call Aussie girls an their period? Bloody legends
When a mosquito lands on your balls, is the moment when you realize violence is not the answer