The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
I've been cheating on my girlfriend with her twin, but it's OK because I can tell them apart. Brian has a moustache.
A year ago,I tried to network around and create a group of guys with similar taste and do activities together. For some reason, the prosecuting lawyer and media keep mentioning it as a ring.
A couple is watching TV together... ...and the man keeps switching channels back and forth between golf and porn over and over again.Finally, his partner says "Jesus Christ,can you stop doing that please? Just leave it on porn! You already know how to play golf."
My wife has a sexual toy with animal armour on it It's an armadildo.
I make a grand a month making cat noises with my bum Arse miaou
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
What would you call a woman who actively encourages her husband to sleep with her friends? Sharon Cox
What's the hardest part about riding a scooter? Telling your parents you're gay.
Let's play strip poker. You can strip, and I'll poke you.
So I nutted in this girls hair a few weeks ago.... I know Im black, but she didnt need to call it gorilla glue ):
Last week, I met a Genie who said he’d grant me one wish, I only had 3 choices:First was a better memory. Second was a larger penis. Third was… well I can’t remember what the third choice was.
Little Jimmy puts his hand up in class: "Miss! Miss! I have to go to the toilet, quick!" The teacher replies: "Not until you say the alphabet." So Little Jimmy recites: "ABCDEFGJKLMNOPQRUVWXYZ" The teacher raises an eyebrow. "Excuse me," she says, "but where's the S, H, I and T?" Little Jimmy just sighs. "...In my pants..."
My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.
How do you call a drug dealing cow? A narcow
A lady and her bank joke A lady wanted to check the amount she had in her account so she went to the bank and the accountant said can I help you to which the lady replied with I'd like to check my balance so the accountant got out of his chair and pushed her over