The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? “Hand eeeeeyeeeee……'
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
Girl, you remind me of an alarm clock... ...you were a good idea last night but now I just want you to shut the fuck up
I'm thinking about starting a donation website for men who can't afford Viagra I was going to call it "Dick starter"
Do you know why twins are sexual deviants? They cum in pears.
50 shades of grey broke a lot of box office records for R-rated movies… Well first it tied them, then it beat them.
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
What do paedophiles and tortoises have in common? What do paedophiles and tortoises have in common?They both want to get there before the hair
NSFW: what's the difference between a hippie chick and a joint? The joint won't get passed around the entire show.
As I sat there scratching my ass, and spying on my neighbor washing her beaver, one thing crossed my mind. We have really weird pets in my neighborhood.
A very drunk guy starts beating up a nun on the street He throws kicks, uppercuts, regular punches, even some drunk karate moves.Once he is exhausted he steps back and says "You disappoint me, Batman"
My wife accused me of being unsympathetic and not listening, so I bought her a GI Joe coloring book. Now she'll always have a soldier to crayon.
The aliens studying Earth hold a conference. The keynote speaker stands, and after welcoming the attendees and the usual pleasantries, he begins, "Ladies and gentlebeings, for seventy of its years, we have studied this planet... "As you know, our primary research method is to abduct a local sapient and probe its rectum. After these many years, and thousands or millions of rectal probes, we have definitively learned exactly one thing."One in six of them likes it."