The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
And the first prize is [drum roll]: One night with Donald Trump. Second prize is two nights.
What did a cheating snail say to his slug wife Sorry but i love Michelle.
So i was watching p*rn last night and accidently pressed cast to tv, it found a samsung tv and started steaming... I dont have a samsung tv in my house.
I got fired from my job at the sperm bank today Apparently dipping your finger in the sample cup and saying “oh this is spicy I actually asked for mild” is frowned upon
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
What did the seal with one fin say to the shark? If seal is broken, do not consume.
A woman wakes up under a cow She says: "one at a time boys"
What would happen if Uranus collided with earth? It would be a pain in the ass.
I take Viagra for my sun burn... It doesn't cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs when I sleep.
Fisherman caught the golden shark *Please let me go and I`ll have you one wish come true*, said the shark.*I want my dick to be so long that it reaches the ground*, answered the fisherman.*Ok*, said the shark and bit his legs.
What do you call british womans periods? Bloody hell.
I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "It's my husband! Quick, try the backdoor."Thinking back, I really should have ran but you don't get offers like that everyday.