The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
Blowjob I was walking along the railway and found a woman tied to the tracks. I freed her and she was so grateful that we made love for hours. She probably would have given me a blowjob if only I had found her head.
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
A cannibal invites his friend for dinner His friend says "wow, your wife makes an excellent stew"
Two Chinese men are robbing a distillary The first one says "it this whiskey?"The second replies "yes, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank"
I was out by Starbucks today and saw a woman taking a picture of her food. she was there for 45 minutes trying to get the perfect angle, Then I realized I just started at a woman from across the room for 45 minutes.
My doctor gave me 6 months, so I shot him. ## The judge gave me 60 years! ### My (other) favorite one liners: 1. I’ve had amnesia for as long as I can remember.1. What do you call a cheap circumcision? A ripoff.1. French tanks have five rever... read more
A man and a prostitute are sharing a meal He gives her his peas. She gives him herpes.
I went to the perfume store and asked the guy there, "Penny for your thoughts?" He replied, "I'm quite sorry, sir, but I only have scents."
Want to hear a potassium joke? K.
If you don't get enough fibre in your diet ... tough shit
How did Steve got his lungs injured in army? Sergeant told him to blow up the tank.
As an internist, I always recommend that constipated patients eat more fiber, but with little success. Apparently, they don't give a shit.
I strongly believe women are like fine wine. They should be kept in a dark cellar and only brought out for special occasions.
Dad, what is a cross-dresser? Ask your mother, he knows.