The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
A man walks into a library, asks the librarian, "Do you have the new book on living life with a small penis?" She searches her computer and says, "I Don't See Anything, I Don't Think Its In Yet."The man says, "Yes, that's the one!"
A woman was putting away laundry when the kitten ran across her feet. Startled, she dropped the pants she was holding. Her husband laughs and says “damn, you mean I’ve been trying to get those off of you for all these years and your drop your pants for a little pussy”
Bob gets home and tells his wife he just got a parking ticket for $2,000. She says “$2,000? Where the hell did you park?”“On a person.”
According to Scientists atom’s are as old the universe So therefore your honour she was legal
Went to the doctor today and rasped, "There seems to be a few spoons and forks stuck in my throat." He chuckled, "It's not that serious but..." "You'll need to have utensils taken out."
You know, I always liked period jokes. The only thing is, the entrance is always bloody.
If the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, what's the way to a woman's vagina? Oh sorry, I thought this was /r/AskReddit.
What did the law student do to his mother when he couldn’t become a judge? He embarister.
I told this gamer chick... You wanna experience the fastest data transfer rate known to man? She was very excited until I unzipped my pants.:rimshot:
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
What do you call it when a bunch of ghosts slime the same person? Boo-kkake!!!
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
What was the plastic surgeon priest’s favourite thing to do? Alter boys
When I moved to a new state I decided to start identifying as a flower. I'm a transplant.
Did you know, the cave where Jesus was resurrected... contained a large quantity of hydrating body lotion? He was moist-jew-rising.