The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
Want to know why nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So i bought her a candle.
A man tells his friend he just opened a brothel. “$100 for anal and $50 for a blow job”, says the man. His friend asks “How much for the pussy?”.“Nah” says the man, “I don’t have any employees yet”.
[NSFW] What do you call a haunted pair of breasts? BoOoOoOoOobs
What’s tighter than a dead virgin? My alibi
I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "It's my husband! Quick, try the backdoor."Thinking back, I really should have ran but you don't get offers like that everyday.
The price of lumber has gone up so much... That the Feds confiscated a load of 2x4's buried in kilos of cocaine.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes-the others were 7's and 8's.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, “I love you.” “Is that you or the beer talking?” she asked. I answered, “It’s me… talking to my beer.”
Limmerick from The Crown on Netflix There once was a girl named Sally Who enjoyed the occasional dallyShe sat on the lapOf a well-endowed chapAnd cried "Sir! You're right up my alley."
If i get a dollar for every time i masturbate. Nutting can stop me