The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
I'm into group sex, but often confuse the names of the women. Nvm, Sharon is Karen.
What's the deal with Drake, first he was an actor now a rapper? Must have been all degrassi was smoking.I'll let myself out.
How come when a woman is pregnant, everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations. But no one rubs your balls and says good job?
A grandmother said to her grandson, "The young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young."He replied, "That's because they aren't trying to fuck you now, Grandma."
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
What do you call it when a man lies about his p*nis size? A Phallacy!
Cops have released a statement on the discovery of "Glory Hole" in the bathrooms of a hugely prestigious college sorority house. Police are looking into it. And are preparing a probing investigation.
I couldn't be with a guy called stew.. I don't like people's leftovers.
What do you call an illegal game show? Steal or No Steal
A man goes to the doctor for a physical. He tells the doctor not to be alarmed, but he has 5 penises. The doctor says, " 5 penises!? How do your pants fit?"The man replies, " like a glove."
A plastic surgeon at Johns Hopkins just performed surgery on a child born without eyelids, circumcising him and replaced the missing lids with the harvested tissue. The boy's new eyelids work almost perfectly and, since they were made from his own tissue, rejection won't be a problem. When speaking to reporters, though, the surgeon admitted that the boy does look a little cockeyed.
I have just started a relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding but quite challenging though... It took months to get her husband's voice right.
I asked my husband whether I’m the only one he’s been with He said yes, all the others were 9’s and 10’s.Send bail money.
I just had a near-sex experience. My wife flashed before my eyes.