The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
What do penises and semi colons have in common? I often put them in the wrong places.
My girlfriend walked out on me, with my Bob Marley CD and Satellite dish. Oh well, No Woman No Sky.
What do you call a crab holding a basket of tampons? A crustacean menstruation station.
The police bring a phone to the station for questioning. They soon find out his shocking crime. He was charged in connection with battery.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”
To celebrate my cake day, here’s a joke that gave me a giggle An old lady walks into a dental surgery, sits down in the chair, lifts her knees up and spreads her legs.Dentist: ‘Miss, I believe you’re in the wrong room’.Woman: ‘You put my husbands new teeth in last week. I’m here to have them removed’.
Why'd the accused pimp take so long to answer the judge? He wanted to gather his THOTs first.
I'm done with waiters in restaurants asking me how did i find the steak I just look next to The potatoes and it's right fucking there
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
How many people from Donald Trump's team would it take to change a lightbulb in the Oval office? 11.Donald, on his desk, holding the lightbulb in place. 10 morons rotating the desk
Our local planned parenthood refuses to provide homeless women with abortions. They say beggars can't be choosers.
What did the butcher say to do incase there was a fire? Grab your meat and beat it