The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
I have a little joke for the ladies Unfortunately, it's in my underpants
If CNN released photos of Stormy Daniels & Trump Do you know what he'd call them?Fake Nudes.
I had a vasectomy. Did you know that it actually doesn't prevent your wife from getting pregnant it just changes the color of the baby. Or at least that's what my mailman said
A bug pimp is a lot like Adolf Hitler One brings holocausts and the other ho locusts.Thanks I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitresses.
A bunch of youths pull up next to Lewis Hamilton at set of traffic lights One of them rolls his window down, and Lewis winds his down too'Oi mate!' says the lad 'Race?''Afro-Caribbean' says Lewis, smirking. And speeds off
What do you call an exhausted woman on her period? Drained
my girlfriend got vaccinated today now she wont hold any air
A group of asexuals are playing cards one, the dealer, says "I would tell you all not to cheat, but there are already five aces at the table."
I used to be a XXX movie editor but got fired. My boss walked by my desk one day and I wasn't watching porn on my computer.
The police were called to a NASCAR event when belligerent fans became violent after being asked to remove the Confederate flags they had brought to the event. Authorities believe it to be race-related.
[NSFW] When I visit my urologist I make sure he checks my whole body. Sometimes I can be a dick.
What is Virginia Governor Ralph Northam's favorite movie? Partial Birth Of A Nation.
A son tells his father, 'I have an imaginary girlfriend.' The father sighs and says, 'You know, you could do better.' 'Thanks Dad,' the son says. 'That means a lot.' The father shakes his head and goes, 'I was talking to your girlfriend.'
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAIINS!”
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.