The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
What do you call a coupon-using vampire? Suckers for deals!
Her: I'm leaving. I am sick of you wearing a different t shirt every half an hour. Me: Wait. I can change.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work…
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”
My date saw my bottom shelf tequila selection and made fun of me for being cheap and poor They were definitely cheap shots.
I turned to my wife last night I turned to my wife last night and said ......."I'm into anal".She gave me a look of despair, glared at me and then said "Animal".I just love it when we do the cryptic crossword together!
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
How can you tell if a snowman is gay? The carrot’s in the back.
How can you tell a girl ghost from a boy ghost? Boooooooobs!You’re welcome. Happy Halloween everybody!
“Finally, I caught them all”, said Ash as he walked out of the STI clinic
I ordered my ex wife food she hates and had Uber Eats deliver it... Because revenge is a dish best served cold
What's the difference between Hitler's girlfriend and a female farmer? One bails her hay and one hails her bae.
I never understood couples bragging about trying for kids. You say "yea we have been trying for a child for months now"I hear "Yea I've been doing HUGE Cum dumps in her pussy for Months. No luck yet"