The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Sex Position #189 "The John Wilkes Booth" (NSFW) You blow a load on the back of someone's head in a movie theater and try to escape before you get caught.
Mom finds a large number of BDSM magazines beneath her sons bed. Calls her husband up to the room to show him and discuss."What do you think we should do?" she asks.Father frowns and responds "Well I guess spanking him is out of the question"
Damn girl are you a pink Himalayan salt lamp? Cuz this clearly isn’t working and I still feel like shit when I’m around you.
LPT: After a bad break up, do 10 things that your ex would never do with you. You'll feel better and realize how much of yourself was being held back. She would never do a threesome with me. Is it possible now
What's the difference between legal and illegal marijuana? One comes from the farm, other from the pharm
What do they call an extra-large bottle of lube in Alabama? Family size
There was a birch tree and a beach tree next to each other and a small tree growing in between. The birch says, oh, that is a son of birch. The beach tree says no, that's a son of a beach. They argue back and forth a while before seeing a woodpecker. They decide to let the woodpecker decide.... ....Well, it this a son of birch or a son of beach? The woodpecker says, " It is in fact neither a son of birch Or a son of a beach. This my friends, is the best piece of ash, I have ever stuck my pecker in"
my brain is like an overclocked cpu it runs 2000 fps for a couple seconds then melts
Robert Kraft doesn't always have a use for massage parlors. But sometimes they come in handy.
Somehow it looks like Robert Kraft will get away with his little massage parlor incident... This isn't the first time he got off...
What do you get when you mix a turtle and female genitalia? A clitortise
A man enters a crowded ER after having lost a toy up his anus. The doctors are swamped with more urgent cases but the triage nurse sends the man to an empty or and tells him that he’ll be performing his own operation. A doctor comes up to the nurse and says “how do you expect that man to know how to perform such a complex procedure?” The nurse says “Oh, I’m sure he’ll finger it out”.
I actually have to see a specialist for daily sex. I mean dyslexia.
What’s the difference between this joke and a nudist soaked in food coloring? One is nude in dye and the other died in new.