The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
Just got and took 4 grams of shrooms for half the normal price. I am literally beside myself
What is the one thing common between my girlfriend and my favorite book? Both are works of fiction.
My girlfriend said to me the other day, "Why did God give women periods with cramp pains, and men nothing?" I laughed and replied, "Don't be silly, he gave us women."
What is about 6 inches long, hard, hairy at the base and is pushed into a moist opening where it is quickly moved back and forth? A toothbrush
Are You a Gorilla Exhibit? Because I want to drop a baby in you.
why do bank robbers make hostages kneel down? cause it's a fell-on-knee
5 Year Old to Dad : Do you know what comes out of a virgin Pussy? **Dad** : Jesus Christ !! Who taught you all those bad words ?
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
[DIRTY] Eye exam Eye specialist: "Sir, you need to stop masturbating." Patient: " Oh my God, is it ruining my eyesight?" Eye specialist: "No. It's disturbing the other patients."
What did the necrophile do when he met a hot chick? He took her out.
I apologized to my friend for making fun of his erectile dysfunction problem. I said, “I hope there are no hard feelings.”
Catholic school is like a game of chess. You don’t want to end up with the bishop in your ass.
My mom doesnt want me to play videogames because she said it makes you violet Well I don't believe her bullshit. I'm light brown.
My wife used to grow cucumbers in her garden to use as dildos. She had to stop after a problem with squatters