The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
My uncle swore to me that if i wanted to attract girls, I mean REALLY draw in the chicks, I should roll up a sock and put it in my pants. I did this at a high school dance, and I when I got home, he asked me if I tried it and did it work. I told him it did not help at all, and only made things worse. He looked down and said, “Well you were supposed to put it in the FRONT!”
My uncle swore to me that if i wanted to attract girls, I mean REALLY draw in the chicks, I should roll up a sock and put it in my pants. I did this at a high school dance, and I when I got home, he asked me if I tried it and did it work. I told him it did not help at all, and only made things worse. He looked down and said, “Well you were supposed to put it in the FRONT!”
NSFW Know the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat. Thanks to my first boss Jim for this one who I'm sure heard it somewhere else like the family guy episode
We are all like Stormy Daniels now. Just waiting for him to finish.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust Pussy isn't pizza, dont eat the crustHerpilations 4:20
I was hiking once with my girlfriend Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. ................One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfort... read more
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
If cooking one meal doesn’t make you a chief Then sucking one dick shouldn’t make you gay...Right???
Why do girls always have the last word in an argument Cause their the ones with a period
(NSFW) A worm crawls out of a plate of spaghetti and says “Damn, that was one hell of a gang bang!”