The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋

Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.

I just got my annual prostate exam. My doctor has me drop my pants and place both my hands on the table. He gets behind me and does his inspection.The odd thing is though, both of his hands are always on the table too.

I let my daughter touch a fork for the first time. Where she put it was shocking.

I saw a naked old lady I said "You look foxy."She said "Do you really think so?"I said "Yes, their titties are on their stomachs too!"

*Walks in on my dad inserting a bullet up his ass* My dad: ''Don't worry, I'm just fucking around''

What do you call an ISIS member who owns 6 goats? A pimp

Did you hear about the recent discovery of a giant, reptile-like predator with hemorrhoids? It was a Tyrannosaurass.

My wife said she was going to put on a slinky dress I can't wait to push her down the stairs

The interactive Netflix film Bandersnatch was so successful, they're creating another interactive film all about Donald Trump. It's called Grabbed-her-snatch.

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Wife: oh, I better not get any more food. Husband: No, fill up your plate baby. Remember, you're eating for two now. Dinner guests: ooh? Expecting?Husband: **looks at them puzzled as his wife starts regurgitating food down his throat**

Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally.... So I was like na, more like pirate and booty.

My daughter was having problems with her G string and didn’t want her daddy’s help sorting it out. Good thing I’m learning violin too and could help.

Match.com is for relationships, Tinder is for hookups, ChristianMingle... ...is for anal.

Robert Kraft doesn't always have a use for massage parlors. But sometimes they come in handy.

You know what disease is really hard to beat? Erectile dysfunction. (This better be OC, I just thought of it as my pharmacist denied my viagra prescription)

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