The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Circumcision jobs don't pay much But you get to keep the tips
What was the Ninja Turtles’ policy regarding homosexuality? Don’t ask Donatello
Prince Harry had his Bachelor Party last night in London and here is his "Quote of the Day" from that memorable event: "It's really weird stuffing money into a stripper's G string when every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it."
Do you know why twins are sexual deviants? They cum in pears.
"When I donate blood, I don't extract it myself..." "... the nurse does it for me.""I understand stand sir, but this is a sperm bank, it doesn't work that way here."
A mosquito bit my balls last night Got my balls sucked,later virgins
A sleazy stripper runs for governor After a controversial ballot, the stripper wins despite never having a lead the whole race. Many people suspect they rigged the erection.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
Im so sorry internet Whats the differance between being hungry and hornyDepends where the cucumber goes!!!
"If you could push a button and would receive $100 million, but you would whipe out 50% of the earth's human population (without anyone knowing it was you), would you push that button?" A friend of ours: "I vould push it three times".