The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
What did the egg say to the frying pan? I’m sorry I can’t get hard... I just got laid.
The price of lumber has gone up so much... That the Feds confiscated a load of 2x4's buried in kilos of cocaine.
A man is in an emergency room complaining of severe stomach pains and bowel trouble. The attending physician advises that the patient will need a rectal exam. The doctor positions the patient on the bed on his side and puts on a latex glove... As he lubes up his glove, he says, "Don't get excited and move too much like last time, Daniel."The patient says, "My name isn't Daniel."The doctor says, "Mine is."
When I told my parents that I'd lost all of my senses except hearing and taste, they kicked me out They won't support me now that they know I'm bisensual
I often get asked what it's like to work as both a writer and a scammer... I just say that it has its own Prose and Cons
How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Ten. But number four will shock you.
I set up an internet page for Chinese Nazis. So far it's got 3 Reichs on Facebook.
So my niece ask me where babies come from, I told her that they come from the stork She then looked at me puzzled and asked, "who fucked the stork."
I took a dump and then sprayed lemon-scented air freshener after Now it smells like shit-rus
What did the doe say when she came out of the forest? I'll never do that for two bucks again
In a sex-ed class, the teacher asked me,"What was missing in your first sexual experience?" Apparently, my answer "Consent" was wrong.
I went to my local library to look for a book on small penises With not alot of luck I decided to ask the librarian - "Have you seen the book about small penises?" she replied "It isn't in yet" I said "Yeah, that's the one!"
It is good for a man to meet a girl in a park It is even better for him to park his meat in a girl
Steve and John are watching the football when Johns dog starts licking its nuts. Steve says "i wish I could do that" To which John replies "probably best to pat him first or he might bite ya"
Want to know a fun fact about my social security number? It's long and unique, unlike my penis. But like my penis, has never been used by anyone else.